In Plain English
It is my policy to create awesome services and products and I, Brian Crabtree, hold all my customers and prospects in high regard. I will never do anything to cheat you or deceive you, I will not spam you or spy on you and I will never share your information with any third party. I've done my best to present all information on this site accurately and all the testimonials are real testimonials from real people.
Basically, I'm an honest person and I’d be glad to tell my grandma about everything I do, as I have nothing to hide or be ashamed of.
So below is a whole bunch of lawyer-speak, which is designed to cover my ass in every possible way, in case someone gets it into their heads to sue me.
A. By entering and using HunkHands.com, The Viewer (hereafter referred to as "You") agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions of Use (hereafter called "Terms and Conditions")
B. The following Terms and Conditions comprise the entire agreement between HunkHands.com and You, superseding any prior agreements between HunkHands.com and You.
C. HunkHands.com may change these Terms and Conditions from time to time. You agree to review the Terms and Conditions and the relevant rules and regulations periodically and to be updated of such changes. Continued use of HunkHands.com by You constitutes acceptance of all such changes.
D. As a viewer of HunkHands.com, You may access some sections of HunkHands.com. However, You are not automatically granted all privileges regarding HunkHands.com. Some features and services HunkHands.com are not free of charge. Access to certain sections of HunkHands.com require payment.
2. Member's Account and Account Information
A. You certify that You are at least 18 years of age. (21 in AL, MS, NE, WY and any other location where 18 is not the age of majority).
B. You hereby agree to provide HunkHands.com with true, complete and up-to-date information regarding Your registration information. Any viewer providing HunkHands.com with information that is not true, complete and up-to-date shall face immediate termination of accounts in HunkHands.com.
C. You are solely and entirely liable for all of the activities on HunkHands.com. You may not permit any other person to use Your Screen Name. Your Membership, Screen Name and password (Login), may not be assigned or transferred to any other person or entity. You must promptly inform HunkHands.com of any apparent breach of security, such as loss, theft, or unauthorized disclosure or use of a Screen Name or password.
D. Members whose accounts have been terminated by HunkHands.com may not access HunkHands.com.
E. Cancellation of Your account: You may cancel Your account on HunkHands.com at any time, by emailing email@example.com with cancel in the subject line.
F. Termination of Your account: HunkHands.com reserves the right to terminate Your usage of HunkHands.com at any time without prior notification. In cases of termination of Your usage of HunkHands.com due to a breach of these Terms and Conditions.
3. Charges, Billing and Payments
A. HunkHands.com has no basic fee for viewership. However, certain of the Communications Services and other features on HunkHands.com do cost money. The applicable rates or the methods by which the applicable rates are determined are described on HunkHands.com, generally at the location from which You enter a paying service.
B. For billing inquiries, please contact HunkHands.com Customer Support, at firstname.lastname@example.org
C. Each time You purchase products, services, and other non-free features of HunkHands.com, you, agree that HunkHands.com is authorized to charge Your credit card or PayPal account depending on your preferred payment method. Please note that Your credit card issuer agreement governs Your use of Your designated credit card in connection with HunkHands.com. You must refer to that agreement and not these Terms and Conditions regarding Your rights and liabilities as a credit card holder.
D. It is hereby clarified that HunkHands.com has the right, at its own and sole discretion and at all time, to change the billing and payments methods and to add or remove other methods regarding the billing and payments issues. HunkHands.com reserves the right, at its own and sole discretion and at all time, to change all and any fees and charges regarding the use of features of HunkHands.com. Please note that Your continued use of the Communications Services and other features of HunkHands.com following the changes of the Terms and Conditions constitutes acceptance of all such changes.
E. You (and You alone) are responsible for all charges associated with connecting to HunkHands.com.
F. Please note that in any case of a charge back occurring from Your credit card to one or more charges of HunkHands.com, Your account will be terminated immediately and all of your purchases in HunkHands.com will be forfeited, and all your details will be blocked. If You have some questions and/or regarding one or more of the transactions regarding the usage of HunkHands.com system, please feel free to contact HunkHands.com customer service at: email@example.com
G. Refunds: The basic policy of HunkHands.com is to provide refunds if you don't love your purchase. In the event a refund is issued, all refunds will be made by crediting the credit card that was used to make the original purchase.
4. HunkHands.com Content
A. You hereby acknowledge that all of the information and content (in any format whatsoever) on HunkHands.com is either owned by or licensed to HunkHands.com.
B. HunkHands.com itself holds a copyright in respect of the compilation, arrangement and coordination of such content and information.
C. All materials on HunkHands.com are proprietary, constitute valuable intellectual property, are copyrighted and are protected under treaty provisions and worldwide copyright laws. HunkHands.com's materials may not be reproduced, copied, edited, published, transmitted or uploaded in any way without written permission from HunkHands.com. By submitting content and/or information to any "public area" on HunkHands.com, such as forums, comments, and message centers You grant HunkHands.com the royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, non-exclusive right (including any moral rights) and license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, communicate to the public, perform and display the content and/or the information and/or to incorporate it in other works in any form, media or technology, for the full term of any rights that may exist in such content.
D. The name "HunkHands" is protected by trademark law as are other brand names on HunkHands.com.
E. Please note that some of HunkHands.com features contain content that is inappropriate for minors.
F. It is hereby clarified that in cases HunkHands.com decides that any conduct by a Member that restricts or inhibits any other Member, person, or entity from using or enjoying HunkHands.com, HunkHands.com shall immediately terminate that Member's membership.
G. You are hereby committed to use HunkHands.com systems for lawful purposes only.
5. Disclaimer of Warranties
HunkHands.com is provided to You "as is", "with all faults" and "as available" without warranty of any kind either expressed or implied. To the fullest extent possible under applicable law, HunkHands.com specifically disclaims any and all warranties, including, but not limited to:
A. Any warranties concerning the availability, accuracy, reliability, completeness, capabilities, security, timeliness, usefulness or content of HunkHands.com or the ability of HunkHands.com to interoperate or integrate with any third party products such as software or hardware;
B. Any warranties resulting from a course of dealing or usage of trade;
C. Any warranties with regard to the accuracy or completeness of or errors in the contents or functioning or accuracy of the results that derives from use of HunkHands.com;
D. Any warranties of merchantability or suitability or fitness for a particular purpose or use;
E. Any warranties regarding the rights and title of HunkHands.com does not infringe the intellectual property of a third party.
This disclaimer of liability applies to any damages or injury caused to you or any third party including, without limitation, as a result of any failure of performance, bug, error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, virus, communication line failure, theft or destruction or unauthorized access to, alteration, inaccessibility or loss of, or use of data, information and/or records, whether for breach of contract, tort, negligence, or under any other cause of action.
We specifically do not guarantee: (1) that HunkHands.com or any portion thereof will be free of infection by viruses, or anything else manifesting contaminating or destructive properties, or (2) that the functions performed by HunkHands.com will be uninterrupted or error free or that defects in HunkHands.com will be corrected. It is your sole responsibility to execute anti-contamination/virus software and otherwise take steps to ensure that HunkHands.com, if infected or contaminated, will not damage your information or system.
6. Limitation of Liability
In no event will HunkHands.com or its affiliates, subsidiaries suppliers, officers, directors, employees, shareholders, agents, representatives, licensors, successors or assigns, be liable to You or any third party whatsoever for any damage, including but not limited to direct, indirect, special, punitive, incidental or consequential damages (including, but not limited to, damages for the loss of business profits, business interruption, or loss, vandalism or theft of programs or information, and any other kind of damage), or any other damages arising in connection with or in any way out of the availability or use of, reliance on, or inability to use HunkHands.com, even if HunkHands.com was advised of the possibility of such damage, and regardless of the form or action whether in contract, tort, equity or otherwise. If you are dissatisfied with HunkHands.com, your sole and exclusive remedy is to stop using HunkHands.com.
7. Third Party Links and Products
Via or in connection with HunkHands.com we may provide you with the links to and offers for products and services of third parties. We have no control over such products and services. We are not responsible for and do not endorse (A) the content of such third party sites, (B) the products and services offered by such third parties and (C) The privacy and other practices of such third parties. Nor are we responsible for the availability of such products and services offered by such third parties.
8. Adult Activites
Parts of HunkHands.com are designed and intended solely for consenting adults who are at least 18 years of age (21 in AL, MS, NE, WY and any other location where 18 is not the age of majority) who are interested in and wish to have access to visual images, verbal descriptions, audio sounds and other features and/or products of a sexually oriented and erotic nature. The materials (including and products or features) which are available within HunkHands.com may include graphic visual depictions and descriptions of nudity and sexual activity and should not be accessed by anyone who is offended by such materials or who does not wish to be exposed to such materials. By accessing HunkHands.com, You are making the following statements:
"Under penalty of perjury, I swear/affirm that as of this moment, I am an adult, at least 18 years of age (21 in AL, MS, NE, WY and any other location where 18 is not the age of majority). I promise that I will not permit any person(s) under the age of 18 (21 in AL, MS, NE, WY and any other location where 18 is not the age of majority) to have access to any of the materials (including any products or features) contained within HunkHands.com.
I understand that when I gain access to HunkHands.com, I will be exposed to visual images, verbal descriptions, audio sounds and other features and/or products of a sexually oriented, frankly erotic nature, which may include graphic visual depictions and descriptions of nudity and sexual activity. I am voluntarily choosing to do so, because I want to view, read and/or hear the various materials and/or order and enjoy the use of such products or features, which are available for my own personal enjoyment, information and/or education. My choice is a manifestation of my interest in sexual matters which, I believe, is both healthy and normal and which, in my experience, is generally shared by average adults in my community. I am familiar with the standards in my community regarding the acceptance of such sexually oriented materials, and the materials I expect to encounter are within those standards. In my judgment, the average adult in my community accepts the consumption of such materials by willing adults in circumstances such as this which offer reasonable insulation from the materials for minors and unwilling adults, and will not find such materials to appeal to a prurient interest or to be patently offensive. I further represent and warrant that I have not notified any governmental agency, including the U.S. Postal Service, that I do not wish to receive sexually oriented material."
9. Restricted Locations
HunkHands.com may not be accessed, viewed, downloaded or otherwise received in any country or location in which doing so would, or could, be deemed a violation of any law, regulation, rule, ordinance, edict or custom.
You shall indemnify and hold HunkHands.com, the owners and operators of HunkHands.com as well as their officers, directors and employees harmless, against any and all expenses and/or losses, including reasonable attorney fees, incurred by HunkHands.com in connection with any claims of any kind, that result directly or indirectly from Your activities in connection with HunkHands.com including without limitation on HunkHands.com.
Notices by HunkHands.com to You may be given by means of electronic messages through HunkHands.com, by a general posting on HunkHands.com, or by conventional email.
Notices by You to HunkHands.com may be given by electronic messages, conventional mail, telephone or fax unless otherwise specified in these Terms and Conditions.
To the extent that a court of competent jurisdiction determines that any specific term or terms of these Terms and Conditions is/are unenforceable, the other terms of this Agreement will continue in full force and effect.
No employee, agent or representative, including without representation a customer service representative, of HunkHands.com shall be entitled to waive any term of this Agreement.
14. Testimonial Disclaimer
Testimonials appearing on this site are actually received via text, audio or video submission. They are individual experiences, reflecting real life experiences of those who have used our products and/or services in some way or another. However, they are individual results and results do vary. We do not claim that they are typical results that consumers will generally achieve. The testimonials are not necessarily representative of all of those who will use our products and/or services.
The testimonials displayed (text, audio and/or video) are given verbatim except for correction of grammatical or typing errors. Some have been shortened. In other words, not the whole message received by the testimonial writer is displayed, when it seemed lengthy or not the whole testimonial seemed relevant for the general public.
We are not responsible for any of the opinions or comments posted to our site. This is not a forum for testimonials, however provides testimonials as a means for customers to share their experiences with one another. To prevent against abuse, all testimonials appear after we have reviewed them. We does not share the opinions, views or commentary of any testimonials on this site, and are strictly the views of the reviewer.